Monday, February 16, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to my version of "Not Me! Monday." This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.



If you ask my husband, there is no telling what he would say about all of this...

I did not forget that I had moved the curling iron to keep my daughter from grabbing it. I did not reach down without looking and grab the hot side of the curling iron. I am never that careless - not me! (And, if you ask, I will tell you just how much that did not hurt.)

I did not put on a new outfit on my daughter and marvel that it just didn't seem to be fitting right. I did not comment to others that it was really tight in the front and really loose in the back. I did not have any idea that I put it on backwards until I went to get another outfit, went to my daughter and found that my loving friend had fixed the mistake. I did not feel a bit silly - not me!

When my friend's sister held up an adult shirt that resembled the top of my daughter's outfit and asked me which side was the front, I did not answer honestly. I did momentarily wonder why she didn't know the front from the back before I realized they were making fun at me. I am not that clueless- not me!

I did not spend much of the weekend laughing my head off at my husband playing Guitar Hero on the Wii. We had never played before this weekend and we both really enjoyed playing our friends' game. I do not think it is hysterical how my husband could not stop playing and saying "I ROCK!" I never laugh at my husband! And, I won't be watching the video of him playing in coming days just for laughs - not me!

I went on a a double date with my husband and some good friends on Valentine's day. That much is true. I was excited about being out without the kids. I was just a little worried about my 1 year-old who is not used to being left with a babysitter. I asked my husband numerous times if he thought she was okay. I did not put my phone in my big momma bag (oh, and I did not bring my big momma bag out on a date) where I could not hear it over the noise of the restaurant. That would be terrible if the babysitter called and I couldn't actually hear my phone. Thank goodness that wasn't me! (And... thank goodness the babysitter had my friend's phone number, too.)

8 comments:

He And Me + 3 said...

Too funny about the outfit and your friends picking on you about it. OUch to the curling iron...atleast it wasn't your forhead with a big lovely mark on it. Cause that would hurt and be oh so pretty too:)

seriously? said...

A rookie Guitar Hero on the Wii is hilarious!! They tend to have convulsion-like movements throughout the songs. So funny!!!

Ya, the outfit backwards? I want to ask how this happened (no tag, no zippers, what?) but, I think that may just be like pouring salt on the wound. :)

Elaine said...

Too funny. I know what you mean about leaving the little one's at home. Glad you had a good time.

Carey-Life in the Carpool Lane said...

Great list! Too funny about Guitar Hero...I'm thinking of getting it for my DH for his birthday...maybe I need to see the video of your husband before I decide?
Happy Not Me Monday!

Beth E. said...

Ouch! Hope your hand is feeling better! I have burned my hand on a regular iron before. It's very painful.

How funny you are, putting your daughter's outfit on backwards! The reason I laugh so heartily is because I've put my own clothes on backwards before, wearing them in public that way! LOL

Blessings...
Beth

McCrakensx4 said...

Happy Monday! Loving the whole putting on baby's outfit backwards!LOL! Great list ;)

Wayne said...

Great not me! Mondays I thought your not me's was very amusing keep em coming

Alicia said...

LOL about her outfit being backward!!

I've done that w/ the curling iron before too!!!!!!!!!

Oh..and by the way, I tagged you on my blog!