Two things that I never imagined when I imagined being a mom:
1. Pee Sword Fights: When 2 or more boys stand around a toliet and pee so that their pee streams criss cross.
My thoughts: This is hysterical but has a high potential for disgusting clean-up.
2. Listening to my son compare "racked up" stories: When you hear your son comparing stories with a friend about times he hit his privates really hard.
My thoughts: Why are they so proud?
4 comments:
I've never heard of "racked up" stories. I have to go ask Matt about this. I could share one from yesterday at the Y when I caught a medicine ball toss at the wrong angle and was very glad that I wasn't a nursing mother with someone who depended on that body part functioning.
Sharon
Oh My Stars!! This is so funny. I have tears I am laughing so hard. I am sure this is what I have to look forward to!
As we have just recently potty trained Bryant, I'm sure that pee sword fights (or would it be Swords pee fights?) are in the very near future. I hate going in the kids' bathroom as it is because no matter how many times it's cleaned it ALWAYS smells like pee! Yuck.
The racked up stories are as much as mystery to me...
only one word comes to mind after reading these . . . . . .
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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