Two things that I never imagined when I imagined being a mom:
1. Pee Sword Fights: When 2 or more boys stand around a toliet and pee so that their pee streams criss cross.
My thoughts: This is hysterical but has a high potential for disgusting clean-up.
2. Listening to my son compare "racked up" stories: When you hear your son comparing stories with a friend about times he hit his privates really hard.
My thoughts: Why are they so proud?